Slip into something sinister with Stabbin’ Jasmine, the jasmine green tea that cuts straight through the mundane. Delicately floral but dangerously smooth, this brew isn’t here to play nice—it’s here to slay.Infused with hauntingly fragrant jasmine blossoms and a hint of cold-blooded calm, every sip feels like a velvet dagger to your stress. Perfect for late-night plotting, dramatic monologues, or just sipping while you stare out a rain-streaked window like a beautiful suspect.So go ahead—brew a cup, sharpen your alibi, and let this floral femme fatale steep into your dark little soul.☠️ Tastes like serenity. Finishes like a scream.